Despite some rubbish (I mean real RUBBISH) information, there are funny jokes relevant to Christmas.
I think it is quite interesting so share with you and wish you guys have a Merry Christmas !
(This was a Christmas Tree shot @ Taipei, 2006.)
Silly Things To Do At Christmas
1. Wrap yourself in swaddling clothes and lay in the manager of the neighbour's nativity scene.
2. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district and stand on the corner saying "Ho Ho Ho" as women walk by.
3. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children that they've been naughty and won't be getting and presents this year.
4. Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbour's lights so they no longer work. Repeat this every day until Christmas.
5. Post a sign in front yard that says Carolers Welcome. Then when they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers.
Be honest, I can't understand its humor except the 2nd one....it is stupid~
But next is shorter and you will agree with it totally.
The 3 Stage Of Life
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
Why Christmas trees are so important ? Here are the 10 reasons why they are better than men:
1. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
2. A Christmas tree always looks good.
3. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
4. Its always there so light up your life.
5. It gets turned on only only when you want it turned on.
6. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
7. If it needles, you can toss it out.
8. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.
9. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
10. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Men~Don't be upset. Here are reasons why better then women as well:
1. It always smells as fresh as a forest.
2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day or go to the pub all evening.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look underneath it.
4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it out and have it hauled away.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
6. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and put it in the back of a pickup truck.
8. A Christmas tree will never complain if you compare it to another tree.
9. A Christmas tree will stay up late, watch a porno film with you and won't say a word.
See anything you like ?
